ONESIES FOR ONENESS.
WE ARE ONESIE
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bamboo lush. THEE EASIEST, SOFTEST, SO SIMPLY SEXY, ONESIE.
naked's next best thing, formal to frolic. ∞
Our Customizable One Size!
(for real, tho)
HEIGHT: The long and the short of it- Fits 5' to 6'3" body (Cliterally*. It's MAGIC like that. Has unique, custom-designed scrunchable and stretchable ankles, that allow them to customize to your body.
*cliterally- adv. Something so on point that great joy ensues.)
(Shown below: scrunched ankle and ankle at full extension.)
BACK: We've got yours. (Can't wait for you to send us a pic!)
BREAST: All of the breasts! We've tried up to a G. Feel free to experiment, 100% satisfaction guaranteed. (Looks yumazing with a cute sports bra beneath, if extra support is needed. I do that for wild dancing.)
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local.
• humane-ufactured - Happily organically made by people in Austin, TX, living communally, humming quietly to their personal Pandora stations, sewing in passion.
soooft.
sustainable.
Made of eco-sustainable bamboo.
Bamboo regenerates in 55 days, requires no pesticides, requires little irrigation, and is biodegradable. Rayon from Bamboo: has a natural lustre, has a beautiful drape, is soft to touch, and is machine washable.
empower truth.
You are supporting women's education.
Portion goes to Tiwale - a youth-led community-based organization that empowers women through leadership workshops, micro-finance loans, vocational skills training, job creation and education grants. Malawi, Africa.
small batches.
We make 100 pieces at a time, sweetly refining as we go. Backed with a 100% money-back satisfaction guarantee.
10 new nourishing colors.
100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE...
Shop with confidence because this onesie is backed with a 100% MONEY-BACK Satisfaction Guarantee!
We want you to absolutely LOVE this. If you feel anything other than this, send it right back.
sexy • bamboo • you
WORD OF MOUTH
“It feels so good on the body!! It hugs all the right parts and covers everything one might want covered effortlessly while feeling totally open and freeing. It is super flowing and drapes in a very flattering way. The little tight parts on the bottom of the legs feel so nice and cozy. If you’re looking for a onesie that is both easy-flowing and also super secure feeling, this is the one(sie) for you!!”
“Mmmmmmm. This is insanely soft. Love the material from the start! Was a little skeptical about one size fits all but this definitely works!”
